— Agent Chase's first line when entering the game.
“Once I'm through with you, all your base will belong to the Maelstrom!”
— Baron Typhonus when in combat.
“Well, this is a change of perspective...to say the least.”
— Carmen's first line when entering the game.
“Carmen Sandiego, at your service.”
— Carmen's second line upon entering the game.
“Now hopefully, ACME won't track me here...where ever this is.”
— Carmen's third line upon entering the game.
“They're coming after me. Sorry, but I have to go.”
— Carmen's first line when leaving the game.
“I better lay low, otherwise, I'll be the one hearing sirens.”
— Carmen's second line when leaving the game.
“The name's Clutch. Clutch Powers. And I work alone.”
— Clutch's first line when entering the game.
“My teeth are still coming in...and now I'm coming in here!”
— Dustin's first line when entering the game.
“That's right! You'd better run!”
— Dustin when in combat.
“Why are you keeping the curiosity door locked?”
— Dustin when he is unable to solve a puzzle.
“*gasp* The Hobbit IS real!”
— Dustin upon seeing any The Lord of the Rings character.
“This is new.”
— Eleven's first line when entering the game.
“Be back soon. Promise.”
— Eleven's first line when leaving the game.
“The bad men...”
— Eleven when in combat.
— Eleven when seeing any other Stranger Things character.
“I made my family disappear...twice.”
— Kevin's first line when entering the game.
“This is my house and I have to defend it...somehow.”
— Kevin's first line when left idle.
“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.”
— Kevin when in combat.
“Anyone order a large pepperoni pizza? No? Whatever.”
— Pepper's first line upon entering the game.
“Right on time once again!”
— Pepper's second line upon entering the game.
“*buzzer* Oh! That's another order from the Brickolinis!”
— Pepper's first line when leaving the game.
“HEY! You didn't pay for your pizza! Sorry, gotta go.”
— Pepper's second line when leaving the game.
“Well, this pizza's getting cold. Might wanna warm it up.”
— Pepper's first line when left idle.
“Did you want it so badly you'd fight me for it? That's just...odd.”
— Pepper when in combat.
“Ramona Flowers! You're some kind of a delivery legend! How do you do it, exactly?”
— Pepper upon seeing Ramona Flowers.
“Do not call me Dr. Pepper. I get the joke, but it ain't funny.”
— Pepper responding to Sonic's question.
“Package for...alright, who forgot to give an address?”
— Ramona's first line upon entering the game.
“It's actually something called the Subspace Highway. And no, it's not like Mario 2.”
— Ramona responding to Pepper's question.
“Oh, this is going to be awful.”
— Red's first line when entering the game.
“Do you know who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal.”
— Scout's first line upon entering the game.
“Ah crud. The BLUs are stealing our intel!”
— Scout's first line when leaving the game.
“C'mon, c'mon! I don't got all day!”
— Scout's first line when idle.
“Hey good-lookin'! I have a bucket of chicken with your name on it; want a bite?”
— Scout when he spots any female character aside from Hana Song, Penny, Ramona Flowers, or Tracer.
Many of the characters' lines reference something from their series.
Baron Typhonus's line when in combat references the message he sends at one point in LEGO Universe which is read as "All ur base will belong to us", which in turn is an Internet meme.
Dustin's lines for being in combat and being unable to solve a puzzle are direct quotes from Stranger Things.
Kevin's line for being in combat is also a direct quote from Home Alone.
Scout's reaction to a majority of female characters references the Team Fortress 2 short "Expiration Date" - which was released alongside the game's Love and War update - in which he says a similar line when training with Spy for a date.